- Out Of Office, Out Of Mind - The Great Chicken Incident

 (Offworld - Essenger)

OOO - 2022-05-06

"...He's gone."

"What do you mean, 'he's gone'?!"

"I mean, he's gone! He's got an Out Of Office message up and everything! Says he won't be back until Monday, May 9th!"

"That's ... three whole days. Do you have any idea what kind of chaos he could sow in three days?"

"I know, I know! The last time he took HALF a day, they were finding gummy worms and chunky salsa spread everywhere-"

"HEY! We do NOT talk about that! That never happened!"

"...So what do we do?"

"Just...we were never here. Say nothing. Just...walk away." 

"But...what about all of these chickens?! We have to tell SOMEONE!"

"That's <Manager>'s problem now...she's his manager. She should have known better than to leave him unsupervised..."