- Bathroom Musings -
(Irresistible - Fall Out Boy)
There is such a thing as a Catch 22 while you're on the throne, as it turns out.
I'm over at a friend's house for his annual halloween party, and as is usually the case after eating too much of his amazing buffalo chicken dip, I find myself in need of a sabbatical to his bathroom. After doing a bit of aggressive interior redecorating of his toilet, I immediately reached for toilet paper and then bent over to begin cleaning up my art supplies. That was when my nose started bleeding in a fashion that suggested that it could eject content in a fashion that was the equal to any of my body's other orifices.
Thus, the conundrum. You can't leave without wiping. You can't bend over without passing out from blood loss.
There is such a thing as a Catch 22 while you're on the throne, as it turns out.
I'm over at a friend's house for his annual halloween party, and as is usually the case after eating too much of his amazing buffalo chicken dip, I find myself in need of a sabbatical to his bathroom. After doing a bit of aggressive interior redecorating of his toilet, I immediately reached for toilet paper and then bent over to begin cleaning up my art supplies. That was when my nose started bleeding in a fashion that suggested that it could eject content in a fashion that was the equal to any of my body's other orifices.
Thus, the conundrum. You can't leave without wiping. You can't bend over without passing out from blood loss.
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