- Unscripted -

(If I Ever Get Around To Living - John Mayer)

This is so not suitable for children.












What happens on Zoom stays...all over the damn internet.   Highlight for text.




"Are we somehow recording audio? If we didn't get an audio clip of Steve saying 'Assless Chaps', we've failed."

"I'm torn between heteronormativity and a micro-penis..."

"There's no way this is gonna end well..."

"I don't know, I could totally see ED being a side-effect of the misuse of Japanese sex toys..."

"Yay!  My erectile dysfunction won!"

"Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of...Teenage Pregnancy!"  "Nooo!  Fetus Deletus!" "OH GOD!"

"By default, that makes the foreskin mine!"

"You stayed away from people's assholes.  That helped."

"...I'm gonna go with necrophilia." "Woohoo!"