- Bathroom Musings -
(Dinner Jackets - David Arnold)
My life is a series of moments revolving around precision chaos. I'm in the bathroom this morning deep in the process of putting my contact lens in. I've got my hands cleaned, I've got the lens balanced on my right middle finger, I've got my upper right eyelid pulled wide by my left hand, and as I bring the lens up past my face, something shifts in the air, and I sneeze explosively.
The lens vanishes in a hailstorm of nasally generated ectoplasm.
The usual bout of swearing ensues, and I spend forever searching my countertops and floors for the lens, only to discover at long last that its been glued to my bathroom mirror.
...Which is why I put on a brand new lens this morning.
My life is a series of moments revolving around precision chaos. I'm in the bathroom this morning deep in the process of putting my contact lens in. I've got my hands cleaned, I've got the lens balanced on my right middle finger, I've got my upper right eyelid pulled wide by my left hand, and as I bring the lens up past my face, something shifts in the air, and I sneeze explosively.
The lens vanishes in a hailstorm of nasally generated ectoplasm.
The usual bout of swearing ensues, and I spend forever searching my countertops and floors for the lens, only to discover at long last that its been glued to my bathroom mirror.
...Which is why I put on a brand new lens this morning.
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