- Unscripted -

(White Defender - Christopher Larkin)

I had the opportunity to go see the Kansas City Symphony Orchestra perform the score to 'The Empire Strikes Back' yesterday evening while also screening the film.  It was absolutely fucking amazing, and I cannot recommend that enough if you have the opportunity to go experience a movie with music that you really love.  Holy balls, was it good!

Anyway, this morning, Princess Pumpernickel and Lord Hotness -- my friends have the best nicknames, wot? -- were bantering back and forth together on our group MMS thread.  One bizarre question led to another harmless question, and things spiraled out of control and from there.

Business as usual then.  Wildly inappropriate business not suited to minors. 






The conversation starts with a few jokes about hookers, as all memorable conversations do, and then PP leads off into asking about Star Wars.  Hotness was playing catch-up, and...well, this happened.


PP: How was Star Wars?

Me: Fucking amazing.

LH: Wait...Star Wars has hookers?

Me: Twileks, dude.

LH: Wait, were they hookers or slaves?

Me: Let's be real, they were paid to dance, and sometimes things happen. :) What happens in the rancor pit stays in the rancor pit.

LH: You're not wrong.

Me: Go watch the movie.  What happens when Luke gets down into the pit?  He immediately whips out his big bone and sticks it in the rancor's mouth.

LH: Phrasing.  See, was it really his big bone?  I think he borrowed one...

Me: I don't know.  Nobody talks about what happens in the rancor pit!  I thought we covered this?

LH: Rule 1.  You're right.

Me: This is so going on my blog...