- Unscripted -

(C'est Le Bon - Supertramp)

Random quotes from a recent visit to my friends' house:


"I need to pee.  But first I have to watch my hands, otherwise I'll end up with glitter all over my penis."

"...That booty's gonna require some serious attention before you get in the car."


Upon finding a toddler out of bed during nap-time, naked in the hallway and holding a pair of absolutely soaking wet underwear:

Father: "Honey...why are you out of bed, naked, with wet panties??"
Daughter: "I had to wash them.  I have juicy toots."
Father: "...Alright then. Carry on."