- Bathroom Musings -

(Breadfan - Metallica)

Chest hair is a terrible burden to bear.  It's hot in the summertime, has an annoying tendency to catch anything your beard misses during meal-time -- I have no memory of eating that, yet there it sits... -- and it represents a truly diabolical source of frustration for anyone who has ever sneezed in the shower and failed to cover their face with their hands in time.