- Bathroom Musings -
(Ngamila - Mumford & Sons)
I've discovered a design flaw in the placing of the human nose. It's right next to a thing that can, user depending, have stubble on it. This makes blowing one's nose a problem. Inevitably, the articles you're trying to displace from said nose don't fully make their way to the tissue they're targeted for, so you do the logical thing and wipe your upper lip with the tissue. The problem here is that, if you're like me, your upper lip is in a perpetual, varied state of hairiness. Not only are you not confident that you actually -got- all of the nose candy out of your mustache, you end up shredding the tissue you were using to get it out in the first place. This has the added benefit of making you look like you've got snot on your face -and- that you have a coke habit.
Double win.
I've discovered a design flaw in the placing of the human nose. It's right next to a thing that can, user depending, have stubble on it. This makes blowing one's nose a problem. Inevitably, the articles you're trying to displace from said nose don't fully make their way to the tissue they're targeted for, so you do the logical thing and wipe your upper lip with the tissue. The problem here is that, if you're like me, your upper lip is in a perpetual, varied state of hairiness. Not only are you not confident that you actually -got- all of the nose candy out of your mustache, you end up shredding the tissue you were using to get it out in the first place. This has the added benefit of making you look like you've got snot on your face -and- that you have a coke habit.
Double win.
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